第15章 我只是精通一门手艺罢了（2/2）
“行了，我回家了哈，你赶紧打电话吧。”
刘小华说著，又要关门。
但妹子依然站在那，像个大號的手办。
楼道里安静下来，只有隔壁住户隱约传来的电视声音。
刘小华不解，又问道：“干嘛呢，打电话呀？”
方书瑶拽了下裙子的口袋，小短裙略微往上提了提，露出白的大腿根。
晃眼，太晃眼了！
险些看到了圣光！
刘小华赶忙收回视线，无奈地问道：“你是想说，你裙子没有口袋，没带手机是吗？”
妹子点了点头。
行吧，帮人帮到底，送佛送到西。
刘小华拿出手机，拨通了开锁师傅的电话，跟对方取得了联繫。
不过开锁师傅表示，他那边还有三户等著开门。大概要两个多小时后，才能赶过来。
刘小华表示理解，跟师傅约好了时间，然后掛断电话。
接著，衝著方书瑶说道：“等两个小时，师傅就来了，你乖乖在这里等，別乱跑哈！”
刘小华担心妹子等太久，下楼溜达，错过开锁师傅。
但这语气，却像是在叮嘱小孩子似的，爹味十足。
妹子乖巧地点点头。
她默默地往墙边靠了靠，似乎想把自己缩进墙角的阴影里。
筷子似的腿併拢在一起，黑色的小皮鞋一下下摩擦著地面。
刘小华这才放心，关上房门准备离开。
“等，等一下……”
妹子却忽然上前一步，伸出小手，放在了门框上。
刘小华嚇了一跳，停下关门的动作，急忙问道：“誒？你干嘛？伤到手怎么办？”
小姑娘葱白的手指细细长长，很脆弱的样子。
方书瑶脸更红了，连耳朵根都是红红的。她夹著双腿，身子扭捏，微微发抖。
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她双手紧张地交握在小腹前，指尖无意识地揪著裙摆的一点布料。
刘小华瞧著她，隱隱有些不好的预感：“你到底怎么啦？”
方书瑶那本就明亮的杏眼里，蒙著一层惹人怜惜的水雾，下唇被贝齿咬得微微发白，断断续续地说道：“想……尿尿……”
尼玛！
刘小华真的想骂人了！
自己难道是什么催尿圣体吗？
他立刻看了眼手机，六点五十五！
若是平时，让白丝女邻居来家里方便一下，也没什么不方便的。
但现在这个时间，確实非常非常的不方便！
刘小华试探著问道：“那个……能憋两个小时吗？”
方书瑶膨胀的膀胱突破了她的羞耻心，几乎是带著哭腔说道：“会……会尿裤子……”
说话间，双腿夹得更紧，脚跟不安地微微抬起又落下。
艹！
你说的好踏马有道理啊！
不过，你穿的是裙子！
理解归理解，但刘小华说什么都不能让方书瑶到自己家里上厕所！
他好不容易相了一个不错的姑娘，绝对不能做让人家误会的事情啊！
到时候撞见方书瑶从自己厕所里出来，那真是跳进黄浦江也洗不清了！
但看著脸通红的妹子，他也不能不管！
急中生智，刘小华忽然说道：“对了，我看看你的门，说不定你没锁严呢！”
“不可能……確实锁上了……”
方书瑶一边倒吸凉气，一边解释：“风……吹上的……”
“別说的那么肯定，我看看就知道了！”
刘小华说著，踩著拖鞋，穿过昏暗的走廊，来到了对面的房门前。
他左手握住门把手，右手偷偷结印，低声念道：“沟通万物，共振乾坤……勒令！开！”
啪嗒！
门锁发出清脆的响声。
刘小华往下一压把手，防盗门应声而开。
他鬆了口气，扭头看向了妹子，笑得如沐春风：“你看，门开了吧！快回去吧！”
再晚一点，你可真尿裤子……不，裙子了！
妹子看著他，眼神里却多了几分警惕，再次后退了一步，后背轻轻撞在了冰凉的灰白色墙壁上。
“小，小偷……”